Earn through blogs the smorty way:

Are you an ardent blogger,and do blogging for leisure.If you are happy blogging,then how does it feel like to be paid actually just to do what you do.Yes you heard it right,you actually get paid to blog.

One of the sites that does just this is smorty,that allows you to perform blog advertising about a product and you get paid amounts for doing the deed.

Now think about it.You dont have to invest any money.You sit at the leisure of your home,or your workplace and just blog for money.In fact you are advertising in addition a product which you may have benefited with yourself.

Blogging is especially meant to convey the pleasures of a person and smorty gives you the right to visit a products website,learn in detail of the product and to write in their own words about the product,its features and you get paid for conveying your opinion.

The better your rank,the better your chances of earning offers and better your chances of earning more.

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In the modern world,it has been a daunting task in order to sustain a business,as it requires selling of goods and identifying potential customers in most cases.

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where are we heading towards in cricket:

It is not the cricket as we know it.Players being auctioned and the so called team owners shelling money in order to set up a team.

It is not new to the game of cricket the term innovation.There was a time when test matches were the only known form of a game in cricket.No one thought beyond it and it was the ultimate test of a players build.

Then there arrived a thought to reduce the hardships-if any-that are borne by the players as they are playing for 5 consecutive days.So there arrived a thought to replace the fashion of 5 days by a single day with the limited 50 overs per side.

Though the thought was objected,as objections rule innovation in a game,and there was a time when limited overs was held to be a substitute for tests.But things changed with gaining acceptance among the crowds as the entertainment ruled in the 50 overs game and the audience found the concept to be gradually acceptable.The players also found it to be a welcome respite from tests,in the fact that the techniques in both the forms are nearly the same,and both the bowlers and the batsmen find a role to play in a game.

But things have changed with the arrival of 20 20.The bowlers are merely looked upon as a goat in the hands of the butcher(read batsman).The batsmen who had mastered the techniques gained with playing tests simply aim at scoring runs,and in 20 overs,technique hardly matters,as far as one can score,and perhaps as far as the ball hits the bat.The bowlers on the other hand pray that the next ball is a maiden one,and all they can try is get some wickets,as runs start flowing in tandem once a momentum is set.

The batsmen on the other hand,instead of rotating strike as they are supposed to,rotate the bat as fast as they can so that it would make a better fan than a bat.

There is no doubt that the 20 20 will face a similar fate as the versions which we know.Further the IPL players are comprised of players from different teams.Nationalistic feelings run high during a cricket match.Every match is like a war:A war is a match without balls;A match is a war without guns.

How many of us would like our tems winning with the help of a Mathew Hayden,or how many Australians would like it.

What the IPL can do is to centralise the players,rather than what they've done....

"Quiet!You are going to jail":

A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain."

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say,"

"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding... He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

How people give leave explanations:

.....How people give explanations for Leave.


Suddenly one of the employees in an organization took 10 days Leave without any notice.
When he returned his PL(Project Leader) asked for explanation. The employee said "Sir, my mom died unexpectedly".
The PL let it go at that.

After 3 months the same pattern repeated, and this time he said his father died. Then the PL got changed.

After 3 months the same pattern repeated. And the employee gave the explanation that his mom died. After 3 months same thing again... and this time his father died. This happened repeatedly for 2 years.

At the end, one PL checked his past records and told him, "I have caught you red handed, How come in the past 2 years, your mom has died 5 times, and your dad has died five times?"

To which the guy said, "Sir, my mom died and my father remarried. Then my father died and my new mom remarried. Then my mom died and the new father remarried. This has been going on and on and on and..."!!!!!!

Barber and a software engineer:

There was a good old barber in Mumbai. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the

barber replies: I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service. Florist is happy and leaves the shop.


The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a "Thank You" Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.


A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber he again refuses to take the money. The Confectioner is happy and leaves the shop.


The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is another "Thank you" Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door.


A Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber again refuses the money saying that it was a community service. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there......

A Dozen Software engineers waiting for a free haircut... with printouts of forwarded

mail mentioning about free haircut

Four beautiful girls:

Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road.
Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW !

Engineer:Tickles your ribs:

Once there were 3 engineers traveling in a car on the highway to a project site at a remote location, a Microsoft certified, electrical engineer and a chemical engineer. Suddenly, the car stops moving, somethings obviously wrong.

First the electrical engineer steps up. it takes him 2 hours, he gives up, says he has rewired the entire car, he is damn sure nuthing wrong with the electronics..

The chemical engineer is next... he analyses all the fluids and oils for 5 hours using his mini lab kit he carries, gives up says all the fluids are correct.

Now the M$ guy is in trouble, he has to come up with something to to look intelegent.

His idea "Quick lets close all the windows, shut down the car, and try starting it again"

Saeed Anwar:

The first batsman in modern cricket history to have had a beard. He is known for a legendary knock of 194 against India in 1997. The ball was flying all around the ground. so were the fielders.they fell and skidded and jumped in order to save runs,but it was later that they realised that they had done all this after the ball had crossed the fence.Spare a thought for the Indian bowlers.
They were disappearing to all corners of the park. He is also known for having made Anil Kumble cry, after hitting him for 3 sixes in a row in that very knock of 194. Strangely his other 500 matches were known to bring him less fortunate results. While he started off without a beard, he grew one later on. Coincidentally, his batting form depleted with the increasing growth of his beard.